Thursday, January 27, 2022

Don't Tempt The Universe, Or Your Wife...

 Him: Your sister texted me.  She wants to see if I want to get a raffle ticket for your nephew's hockey team.

Me: Okay...

Him: It's $25.  The winner gets $500 worth of scratch tickets, or you can take the cash. I don't know if I could take the cash though, because wouldn't taht take away from the team?

Me: No.  But we won't win anyway so just donate the cash.

Him: Well, it has to be done with Venmo, so you'll have to do it, and I'll just pay you back.

*The following week*

Him: I got this text, I think it's a scam. I'm not going to do anything until I get home.

Me: *makes several phone calls* No.  Not a scam.  You won the raffle.

Him: Do I take the cash or the tickets?

Me: I don't care.  We were donating the cash anyway to the team, so I say roll the dice.

Him: That is not what I thought you'd say.

Me: We started in the hole $25. Do whatever you want.

*later after MUCH discussing back and forth, mostly me saying I don't care*

Me: Flip a coin.

Him: Okay.  Heads cash.  Tails tickets.

*flips coin*

Me: Tails, tickets.

Him: I think I'll take the cash.

Me: But the universe is telling you to take the tickets.

Him: Nope. Cash.

*sigh, and maybe an eye roll, just trying not to kill him*

Next day...

Him: They Venmo-ed the cash into your account.

Me: I saw.  I'm going to Vegas to blow it all.

Him: Vegas is too far away, let's just go to the casino and lose it all.


Jokes on him.

 I already bought some scratch tickets., since you know, he never did actually pay me back.


7 comments:

  1. Sigh. These are familiar conversations about a range of things here. Which often have me gritting my teeth. I hope your scratchies are winners.

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  2. Congrats on him being the winner! I think I would have taken the tickets over the cash . Might have gotten more that way. Let us know if your scratch tickets win any big yields!

    betty

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  3. I would prefer the cash, just saying...........

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  4. Remind me not to get into a lotto pool with him...

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  5. These men have an uncanny ability to make us crazy; don't they?

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  6. So so funny! But not all that unusual of a conversation with a male--ROFL! ;)

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  7. Having grown up in Connecticut and now living in Virginia Beach, I took the frenzied panic of the locals with great bemusement when all we got was five inches or so (which, as kids, we called 'bad sledding').
    In other words, I laughed in New England.

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